waiting for Boaz

Potentially offensive but hysterically funny…

For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here’s a quick piece of Biblical advice: Ruth patiently waited for her mate, Boaz. While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for ANY of his relatives: Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Please, wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz.

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4 responses to “waiting for Boaz

  1. will do ;) but how do we know which one is the Boaz? I’ve already thought I had find it twice and they were Dumbaz and Beatinyoaz. this one is tricky, lol.

  2. StuckInTheValley

    I guess after 28 years of being married the first time. I’ve already met all those Boaz’s. I’m not really interested in looking anymore.

    • I hear you. If anything ever happens to my marriage, God will have to firmly plant someone in front of me with a sign around their neck, saying “He’s the one” because I’m not going out looking!

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